June 2011
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112|Come See Me
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
May 2011
“When you’re a girl, you have to be everything. You have to be dope at what you do but you have to be super sweet and you have to be sexy and you have to be this, you have to be that, and you have to be nice. It’s like, I can’t be all those things at once. I’m a human being.”
—Nicki Minaj (via spillingsecrets)
Sometimes You Wanna Go Where Nobody Knows Your Name
I came to annihilate your aunt's peach cobbler
wanna hear this song i made??
bitches over here, bitches over there…. all the ratchet bitches with the weaves in they hair
talkin bout “i need some money, to get my fuckin nails done”…. you on child support not buyin shit for yo son
BOW BOW BOW BOW, bitches on them foodstamps, BOW BOW BOW bitches on them foodstamps”
thats a based ass song for you right derrrr.
YALL SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKING BASED SHIT RIGHT HERE? BITCHES ON FOODSTAMPS YO BASED ASS SHIT
lol aint shit. how are you? you still half way across the world or what?
jerusalemofgold replied to your post: Shit Elio on here he always randomly pops up lol.
hahaha whats goody :P
Shit Elio on here he always randomly pops up lol.
you got issues
if looking at grown womans hairless vagina reminds you of a little girl….
along with anal butthole sex making you think of gay dudes fuckin.
"Are Your Boobs Fake?"
This is possibly the most asked question I get. Why yes, yes they are fake because I’m a broke ass 20 year old struggling to make it day in and day out who CLEARLY has enough money to somehow get breast implants.
"Will Smith Don't Gotta To Cuss In His Raps To Sell Records...Well I Do. So FUCK Him And FUCK You Too."
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
Shut up bitch! You only know me if you need something.
When someone sends you a text that says "call me"
why didn’t you just call me
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
this is relevant
I will use this.
like a boss.
Lolol recieve free car.
"I'm so fat, I need to lose weight."
Expectations:
Reality:
