- Girl Code to quit smoking: try putting something else in your mouth...like a dick.
June 2013
when your green shell hits someone in mario kart
mmmm Jager & root beer is so good.
I’ll probably be throwing up in the morning though.
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
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a 31 year old dating a 22 year old???
hmmmm you a grown ass man doggie. you probably married. fuck outta here
Though “age ain’t nothing but a number” there’s an extent…..that’s a big age difference too!!
i agree. too me thats like a big brother little sister situation. if you’re older than my eldest sibling….
a 31 year old dating a 22 year old???
hmmmm you a grown ass man doggie. you probably married. fuck outta here
Sooooooo Bill is like a super vampire now?
Fuck.
Movin' On [Remix]
Mya
you ain’t got no money, I should’ve left you long ago
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
mole:
looking in mirrors in the middle of the night is the scariest shit and if i can avoid it i will
Good handjob tips:
- Put your mouth on it
fuck this nigga is such a slimeball.
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